Apocalypse Loyalty Card / 6 August 2014
Who wants an Apocalypse Loyalty Card?
I decided to create one as I have survived several apocalypses, according to several religious groups, and I have nothing to show for it.
Survive five apocalypses, get the rapture free.
The terms and conditions are that Tory governments are not included. That is the dystopia loyalty card, where you get nothing for your loyalty. Or a fascist loyalty card that chops your fingers off for holding it.